Does Hamid Karzai Make It Rain in the Club?

Update to my previous post, prompted by Aaron Connelly's Halloween tweet. Due to copyright buffoonery, I can't embed either Fat Joe's glorious remix to "Make it Rain" or DJ Drama's ensemble cut "5,000 Ones." So click on the aforementioned links and use your imagination to think of cape and hat-clad Hamid Karzai, pockets loaded with stacks of Iranian riyals, making it rain in the club.

Not too far behind is Crispin Burke, employed as a military liason to the Balling Out of Control Center of Excellence, trying to restrain both Silvio Berlusconi and Gaddafi from using their respective heavily armed female bodyguards to open fire in the club. The cause of the dispute is both world leaders' infatuation with the Great Satan's Girlfriend. Meanwhile, Alex of i-Con and his allies in Canadian drug cartels try to make a deal with Joseph Fouche over the construction and mass-production of Clausewitz model Terminators.

Performing on the stage of the club, surrounded a chorus line of dancing girls clad in panda hats, is Julian Assange doing a duet with Ozzy Osbourne singing "Paranoid." Impossible, you say? Well, at least a blogger can dream.....

Comments

[Joseph Fouche]

Step 1: Infiltrate terminators across Canadian border.
Step 2: Seize Quebec after winning Plains of Abraham Part Deux.
Step 3: Close the St. Lawrence, denying the British the Canadian timber they need to maintain their naval supremacy.
Step 4: Open the Scheldt to normal commercial traffic.
Step 5: Enjoy a McRib. With the opening of the Scheldt there will be no more of this "limited time only" crap.

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Whenever I think of "Paranoid", I think of Shirley Manson and Garbage. Well, them and Julian Assange.

[Natalie]

I think Julian Assange crooning along to Radiohead's "Creep" is a better fit.

[A.E.]

Natalie, that's a good point.

Crispin, I think you need to do a post about how awesome Shirley Manson is.

Joseph, that sounds like a great idea.